Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Look I'm Famous, LOLZ

While those Commies at CNN made this biased coverage of my trial, I was surprised to find out that the San Antonio's Fox station has also turned against me. Don't they have anything better than my trial to cover? TMZ is reporting that Jon Gosselin is going to appear in a show called "Divorced Dad's Club." If they kick me out of the bench, I'll get more time to watch cool shows like this.

Also these hippies need to get a life and stop showing up at the court everyday before my trial. They are boring!

Friday, May 01, 2009

Kids reporting for Sociology 308 "Capitol Punishment in America"

Check this out, I'm subject of a UT Sociology class presentation.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

They're Just Hanging Me

Rep. Lon Burnam has filed an impeachment resolution against me, in order to remove me from office.

"It's one thing for a banker to close shop at five o'clock sharp," said Rep. Lon Burnam, the principal author of the resolution. "But a public official who stands between a human being and the death chamber must be held to a higher standard."

If I am ready to go home at 5pm and your execution is scheduled for 6, then my human rights are more important than your "constitutional rights". Justice is where justice goes and I am going home at 5.

Under state House rules if the cowboy charged with stealing a horse was charged with doing that in town, but in fact on the date and time that he apparently stole the horse in town he was on the ranch with eight other cowboys, herdin’ cattle and ropin’ steers… and then he expects that when his day comes to go to court he can bring those eight cowboys to say it wasn’t him ’cause he wasn’t in town he was on the ranch heardin’ cattle, even if he could bring those cowboys into say that, under these rules, it wouldn’t matter.

Up yours Lon! I am very eager to defend myself and my actions and I call on newspaper editorial boards – including the editorial board at the Austin American-Statesman, Houston Chronicle, and the Dallas Morning News to pressure the state House to exclude impeachment of judges in its rules.
Mike Hall of the Texas Monthly should go back to the Austin Chronicle and write about Willie Nelson's Texas tour.


Saturday, December 13, 2008

I am popular on Facebook

I am so popular that there are two groups on Facebook trying to get me out of office.

One group is called "Resign, Justice Keller".

Another one is called "Fire Judge Sharon "Killer" Keller".

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

They tried to keep my court open past 5 again!


Sunday, November 04, 2007

Protest in front of my house

Thank god I read the press release posted in Dallas Morning News' blog, Otherwise I would have got home while these people were protesting in front of my home. Also luckily I did mow my yard last weekend or at least I rearranged the rocks in the landscape. So my home doesn't look that bad. Maybe I should sell and move back to Dallas and help out at Daddy's hamburger stand before my house becomes a stop on one of those Duck bus tours of Austin. Tomorrow is Halloween and I am going as myself. Boo.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Hey I got a song named after me

Song by Possumheads

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