Look I'm Famous, LOLZ
While those Commies at CNN made this biased coverage of my trial, I was surprised to find out that the San Antonio's Fox station has also turned against me. Don't they have anything better than my trial to cover? TMZ is reporting that Jon Gosselin is going to appear in a show called "Divorced Dad's Club." If they kick me out of the bench, I'll get more time to watch cool shows like this.
Also these hippies need to get a life and stop showing up at the court everyday before my trial. They are boring!